Human teeth jewelry

If you’re into hair pulling or jaw breaking, you’ll love this. Jewelry made out teeth and actual human hair, including tooth rings which you can use to break jaws and gather even more teeth.

This is great as far as artistic expression and novelty items are concerned, but I’d like to see some really funky experiments. Like being able to replace human teeth with a lion’s. Maybe add a cheetah’s tail and structure for more speed and balance and the genes of a crocodile for … well, being awesome.

Hope you’re not looking at me as some kind of Dr. Moreau. Else, I’ll have to replace your eyes with a lemur’s. Hehe…..